Joli acts like she's above it all, but I know a secret. I'm friends with her sister, who is awesome and who I was "helping" babysit. She'd had forgotten her phone adaptor, so she gave me her house keys to go get it, which I ALMOST did. What happened was, when I got there, it was so dark inside that I couldn't find the light switch, but their TV was on in the living room, so instead I followed the light down the hall. Their enormous TV is in the middle of the room, so was blocking my view of what was on the other side. And what was on the other side? Joli on the sofa in her underwear. I've never seen her like that, and I tried to think of something to say, but nothing came out. I'm kind of glad too on account of what I saw next: Joli cross-legged, rubbing the front of her panties. What's odd is she seemed to be looking straight at me, yet she kept on doing it! Now, much as I'd like to say that girls find me so sexy they just can't help themselves, in reality she was simply blinded by the TV and didn't even know there was anybody in the room with her! When I realized I was basically invisible to her, I thought about getting up on their end table for a better view, but getting the hell out of there seemed like a better option. Also, the end table was too wobbly. When I got back to Joli's sister, I told her I couldn't find her adaptor, which was a dumb thing to say, because when I took her home afterward, there it was right in the middle of her bed, plain as day.