"I just wanted to say to all my fans that I think all of you can shine if you really wanted to and that no, I did not commit any sort of tax fraud to afford another shining pink glitter cookie car, nor have I run over any pedestrians with one of those cookie cards and impounded it to hide the evidence, my boobs are not fake and filled with synthetic high-rising pizza yeast, nor am I on any of the flight receipts to Epstein's Island. All of that is fake news. All of it. Especially the part about my boobs. I cannot express enough how real my tits are. Also no, I had nothing to do with Popping Candy Cookie's drug overdose. I have never snorted sugar in my life and I would never promote him to do that. He was just a really screwed up kid that's all, I am not a bad influence. Anyways have a great night every-cookie! And hearts and prayers go out to all of the victem's of Spearmint Cookie's shooting! Byyyyyyyye~" Character from Cookie Run Commissioned by Espresso Black (super pogger sugoi) Card by Boo-Sama