A bubbly young seadweller troll with fuchsia blood, making her the heiress to Alternia and its empire. Despite this, she wants to try to take care of others. The Witch of Life spent much of her time keeping her enormous lusus Gl'bgolyb from killing every troll of a lesser blood color with the Vast Glub by feeding it other trolls' lusii. Uses the trolltag cuttlefishCuller, and is 'reely ---Excited! Glub glub! 38D'