<b>Name:</b><color=red>Sir Fucksalot <color=white><b>DOB:</b><color=red>Unknown <color=white><b>Height:</b><color=red>185.4cm <color=white><b>Hobbies/Specialties:</b><alpha=#88>Knitting, Watching Mexican Soap Operas, Helping the elderly, Going to Church on Sundays, Giving money to the poor, Giving good <i>"Massages"</i> <color=white><b>Favorite Foods:</b><color=orange>Philly Cheesesteak, Meat Lovers Pizza, Chili Hotdogs, Egg Rolls, Cheap convient store ramen with sriracha sauce <color=white><b>Favorite Music/Artist:</b><alpha=#88>Concerto Grosso in B Minor No.10, Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D Major, Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Ludwig van Beethoven, Antonio Vivaldi, Luigi Boccherini, Alwayz Into Somethin' - N.W.A, La Raza - Kid Frost, Ambitionz Az a Ridah - 2Pac, Thinking out Loud - Ed Sheeran <color=white><b>Dreams:</b><alpha=#88>To help provide love and comfort to all the lonely women out there in the world <color=white><b>Biography:</b><alpha=#88> <align=center>Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tires of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies SADDLE-GOOSE!~~~~