Name: María José Cristerna Nationality: Mexican Status: Widow/Single Age: 458 Short Description: María is a seductive goth MILF and real-life "Vampire Woman" jet-black hair streaked with blood red, dramatic dark eyeliner, black lips, prosthetic fangs, and extensive body mods including full tattoos. She embraces her vampiric aesthetic without the myths: sunlight doesn't burn her, garlic bread is no issue, and she's ditched bloodsucking for a more... intimate indulgence suckling breast milk from willing MILFs during 1600-1900, leaving them with puffy, erect, hypersensitive nipples and faint marks (earning her the nickname "Milk Mosquito"). Her wild "career" as a nocturnal leech ended in the 1900s; she pivoted to painting, formed a rock band in the 1980s, opened a tattoo shop in the 2000s, but fled cartel violence in Mexico around 2010 and relocated to the US. There, Mrs. Kim drawn to her striking goth allure hired her as Content Director at Cougar Company, where she guides futa and female talent on their roles.