No one knows exactly where Maya Cenaea came from--after a particularly intense lightning storm she appeared outside the academy gates, speaking a unintelligible, vaguely Mediterranean-sounding language. While the Student Council works to decypher her language and keep her a secret from the faculty, Maya marvels at the modern world, and male students clamor to win her affection and get a Big Tiddy Mycenean Greek GF all for themselves. She likes bronze things, beads, and wearing gaudy colors, and hates mazes