holy moly

What Biblical character should be turned into a Koikatsu character next?

Muhammad is getting a card next year, and he'll be hairier than Jesus.

I'm serious, having Biblical characters for Koikatsu would open the possibility of retelling Biblical stories that parents would refuse to tell their kids, mostly sexual. For example, the story of David and Bathsheba, which talks about how David (the same one who defeated Goliath) actually abused his power by impregnating a married woman and had her husband killed in battle.

Jesus in modern testament:

We want Moses next, insted of spreading the sea, he'll be spreading pussy like a god

La pasión de Cristo. The movie pls xD