"Bad day? Drink Cocoa!" "Good day? Drink Cocoa!" "Stub your toe? Drink Cocoa!" "No money? Drink Cocoa!" "Can't afford Cocoa anymore? Sell your body and buy Cocoa so you can drink Cocoa!" "Got beaten up by your last customer who got too rough when you wouldn't let him do "spaghetti time"? Drink Cocoa!" "Got pregnant from a broken condom/guy taking the condom off halfway? Drink Cocoa!" "Boyfriend thinks the baby is his but is really the seed of some guy from your side hustle? Drink Cocoa!" "Give birth to your bastard child and it looks nothing like your boyfriend and he calls your a whore and leaves you forever? Drink Cocoa!" "Type 2 Cookie Diabetes from drinking too much Cocoa and drinking anymore will kill you? Drink Coco- AUUUUUUUUUUURG SWEET DEATH TAKE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "Dead? Drink Cocoa!" Character from Cookie Run Card by Boo-Sama